This just in! Check out the latest world news worth knowing. Breaking news always reminds me of my old radio days, especially my well-deserved reputation as a scavenger. You won't believe the stuff I scored out of the mailroom...

Have you seen my dik dik? It's worth a look! Not only that, we are going to explore what animals have the best sex life. It's probably not who you think!

What's more fun than a wedding? A funeral, of course! Well, at least the pre-planning part. But if someone dies in your bed, you might want to tell your next partner about that.